LG BRENT (Vollzeittroll)

You made my day!

Danke.

So, das war jetzt mein Häufchen für heute.

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Most ignorant newfags think that trolling is merely someone getting in an argument, or a fight, or attacking others. However, people do this all the time on the internet when they’re not trolling. Trolling that does this is obvious and usually fails. People who think everyone who disagrees with them is a troll are so easily trolled that they’ll fall for Concerned Mother. A skilled troll can just appear to cause no conflict and agree with people and do it in such a way to provoke everyone else into a shitstorm.

The internet is full of people that think just being internet trash makes them a real troll. Acting racist for lulz is trolling but simply being a racist is not. Acting as stupid as Chris-chan because you really are that stupid makes you a lulzcow and not a troll. If someone goes and slips razor blades inside the hamburgers of little kids and goes “haha you have been trolled nublol”, despite being hilarious, that’s not trolling, it’s being a psychopath and a poser. Even worse than that, there are furries. Common sense would say that no one could seriously be like that, that all furries are trolls, but then again, common sense is often very, very wrong.

Even when someone knows how to troll, they usually fail to be funny and then experience troll’s remorse A.K.A being a butthurt, empathetic, douchenozzle. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to kill themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.

The most important thing that any troll should remember is not to believe in what you are saying, and be comfortable with telling made up lies whilst avoiding the truth or any factual details about your own life because not only are these boring, they could be used to identify you (unless, of course, you also lie about the details of your life.) To avoid the onset of troll’s remorse, follow this technique and just lead them further down the avenue of trolling, swallowing your bait hook, line and sinker.

Andy Kaufman, master of IRL trolling.

Der Rest von ihnen treibt sich jetzt im Forum von Internet-Manifest.de herum, meine ich vernommen zu haben.

Abgesehen natürlich von den Welt-Online-Powermeanderern, die man zur Gattung der Mainstreambesserschwätzer zählen muss.

Mag der Troll auch bedroht sein – täglich tun sich im UGC-Universum neue Randbiotope für ihn auf.